When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...

• IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
• AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
  
  
• IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
• AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
  
  
• IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behavior.
• AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
  
  
• IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
• AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
  
  
• IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
• AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
  
  
• IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
• AT WORK........You have to share.
  
  
• IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
• AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
  
  
• IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
• AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.
  
  
• IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from Inside wanting to get out.
• AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
  
  
• IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
• AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.
  
  
• IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
• AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.