THE BIBLE AND TELEVISION

Oh, Lord, I love to read the Bible;
It's teachings fill me with delight.
But I'm watching television;
My favorite program's on tonight!

I read it for my own upbuilding;
I need it to lead my steps aright.
Tomorrow night I'll read a chapter,
but television's good tonight!

No other book is like the Bible,
So free from sin's corroding blight,
I must take time to read it more often,
But television's good tonight!

Perhaps I'll read it just a moment
Between a wrestling match or fight.
I need more time for meditation,
But television's good tonight!

Some nights I'm somewhat dissapointed;
The picture isn't very bright;
And then I read, just rest, or visit;
But it's coming in just fine tonight!

That Bible slightly hurts my conscience,
Upon the shelf there in my sight.
It tells me I have been neglectful;
I'll try to read tomorrow night!

Sometime I'll really read the Bible;
I'll study, too, with all my might;
Sometime, perhaps, when television
Is not so good as it is tonight.
- Unknown

From Jack Exum's "For All Things Are Yours".